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It has become very apparent to me that our world has been designed with the idea of suppressing the one-armed man. Want to open a can? Can opener’s need two hands. Floss your teeth, put on deodorant?

Dan So asked me today if I’m typing with one hand. The good news is that both my hands work fine. I am just unable to lift, strain, or really move my left arm at all. So, like a wheelchair dude crossing his legs, I flop my left hand up onto the keyboard, and have at ‘er. It’s about all I can do. (more…)

Some time ago I had the world’s greatest contest here are the
Contest Winner’s

Winner: Tamara
Hall of Shame: Kelley Skiner (entering a cat)
Best Photo Shop: Brent Curry
Original Twist: Erik, letting me be him on moving day. Though jokes on you now, because you’re not moving squat.
Most Entries: Boots (more…)

The Sword which was broken shall be forged again

All that heat training with extra Layers for Univest, ITT work for Multi Laser, are out the window, as I’m suffering from broken wing-itis. I don’t know if I had the best fitness of my life, or not, but I was close, couple with this the fact that most people are burnt out in September. Yes I’m pissed because I was going to be winning a few more races in the upcoming month. (more…)

Extra, Extra: Rare Cycling Triple Crown Achieved!!

Post Olympic Summary of Women’s Uniforms:

Triathlon: Bikini
Outdoor Volleyball: Thong
Indoor Volleyball: Bum-Hugger shorts with tight top
Track Running: Bikini
Field Jumping Events: Bikini
swim racing: Skin tight long undies
Trampoline: Bikini
Diving/ other pool events: skimpy swimsuit
water polo: ripped skimpy swimsuit
Yeah you get the drift and the TV ratings agree… (more…)