Yeah Whatever - Vader
Darth Vader wonders how to drink his liquid chlorophyll supplement. Knowing that he will die if he takes his mask off he decides to leave the chlorophyll for the Emperor, it tastes nasty anyhow.
Darth Vader really appreciates the protection which his mask affords him while cutting onions for his breakfast omelet. With the Light saber fritzing again, he’s forced to use a knife.
Darth Vader unfortunately has to use the force to eat his oatmeal, because his peripheral vision with the fricken’ mask on is squat.
Taking a break from the breakfast routine Herr. Vader decides to list a few auctions on e-bay. Don’t forget the cooking broccoli & onions Darth!
Getting ready to leave for the Track worlds only to find that I washed my Canada top with the colors and it now has pink spots. Team Brazil? Knowing that Brazil didn’t even qualify a single athlete for the track worlds, Darth opts for a timeless Super Man top. Could this have prompted Theo’s elimination during the round of 8?
With the Flux Capacitor on his X wing incapacitated, Mr. Vader hops in the Air Cooled Porsche. (Flux Capacitor on an X-Wing, What? Darth you’d better adjust the O2 levels on your air supply tank!)
Darth Vader really likes how he can see Anna Mires sports bra through her Aussie skin suit, he is now a fan of Aussie Women, Oi Oi Oi.
Have you ever wondered how you know who your Best Friend is?
In the Ninja’s case I’m also his only friend… Easy to tell why, and that doesn’t even leave much room for his wife, Jody!
Dr. Evil logged on to check my diary (he was probably looking to see if I was selling any of the stuff he gave me), and was surprised that I hadn’t mentioned the race…
Racing Bikes
Yeah I headed off to a race last weekend, err, more precisely ‘the other day’. 136km on an airport access road ‘LA Circuit Races’. Not too hilly, but plenty windy. I really just wanted to test out my fitness and gauge how my training is going. Well last month I snuck into the winning break. Suffered for 60 km. And never attacked, which ended in my getting 4th. It would have been easy to have been 2nd, 1st might have been hard. But the day before the race was my first interval workout, and the race was the first time I went hard for the year.
Still Winning is nicer. I guess that the coolest thing about the race is that the Ukrainian National track team was there (mis-matched euro clothing was a key identifier). Anyhow I beat them all, but 2 weeks later one of them won the points race at worlds… Hmmm. Yours truly virtual world Champ, eh.
Otherwise my mother points out that Subaru spelled backwards = U R a Bus
Thank goodness that I drive a eibuS
All this stuff I wrote when I was still in Cali last month and had a laptop, but nothing else to do.
Racing this weekend Sturbridge, and Monsoon, raining, cold, I’m excited.
I was going to race last weekend, even pre-registered, but then come 4am I found myself sitting on the John holding a pail in my hands, I’ll leave it at that because it was nasty.
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