Hi there, welcome to the BLOG of my life as a Vagabiker. Beryl calls me a 'Free Spirit' my Grandpa a B.U.M. of no fixed address. Kelly says I'm 'off the wall'. I think that the Toad is closest saying I'm the Cat in the Hat it's fun to have fun—but you have to know how.

These are the stories of my unique, home-and-job-free Natness.

Naturally, quasi-legal events are fictional. Everything else is the unvarnished truth.

Leaving Las Vegas… and getting ready to crush dreams

Overall I think that Vegas training has gone really well.  The weather forcast for the upcoming week in Hawaii (with humidity factored in) is slightly cooler than the past 3 weeks have been here.  I e-mailed Mr Salt Stick and we went over and tweaked my nutrition plan, and my salt intake for Kona.

My swimming is where it was before Wisconsin.  My bike is going faster.  My run, well I have no experience running a marathon, let alone off the bike in Kona.  Macca took 7 attempts to get it, but McGlone and Wellington both did OK on their first go.  Personally I think I’m as ready as I can be, and am looking forward to the racing.

I’ve started cutting my hair down, and will shave my legs on Wednesday (tradition) as some of the final yeah that's hair stuck on the tapepreparations for the race.

Otherwise I am getting Chirped on the Slow Twitch Forum(Mother, Chirping= the process of talking smack.) The irony is that I am being chirped for chirping on the IM Wisconsin coverage.  It hasn’t been shown down in the US (Nov 30th on Versus), so I haven’t seen it.  BUT… I remember being really fired up and excited at the time.  When I got my first time split at 40 miles saying that I was leading the race overall a chill went down my spine.

Can you imagine getting off the bike in your first ever Ironman race, in your first season of racing Tri’s and you are in FIRST PLACE.  The TV camera has been pulled back from the pro leader to follow you because you’re IN Front of him.

Yeah, it was really exciting, and I can only wish that all of you guys get the chance to enter an completely empty transition zone/ rack at some point in your competition careers.  So I was fired up, and have no idea what I said.  If I said nothing, or that I would be dropping out in a few KMs maybe I would be on the cutting room floor and not divide Nat Faulkner by zero and you will in fact get one….one bad-ass dream crusher that is!

From all the PR, I will now be naming my bike Dream Crusher (oh wait already did that) ha ha.

Otherwise if you’re ever in Vegas, and the riding, and running are really good here.  Reasonablea success accommodation can be found.  Talk to Danny Cam over at Nu Vision Cyclery and he’ll draw you ride maps, let you know when the groop rides leave, and if you’re into starting your rides around 7am he’ll show you some things you’ve never seen done on a road bike.  Word is if you’re going out on the town he knows about that too, but I can’t vouch for that personally.

Lastly K-Man gave me a haircut (I was babysitting) the other day.  Putting tape ‘guide lines’ on seemed like a good idea until taking them off.

Oh, and 2 days later he’s quiet for a little while, and turns out he’s been cutting his own hair, atta boy, with mixed results.

Nat Norris

PS slow twitchers, it’s gonna hurt like hell, but I’ll try to crush all those other guys dreams on your behalves.

PPS the dream crusher line came from Barney Williams commentary of the Canadian Mens 8 boat at the Olympics.  I can’t find the video on line anymore otherwise I’d link it.

PPS while you’re here check out my sponsors and they can help you crush dreams too.

Filed under: smack talking, travelogue, triathlon by Nat @ October 7, 2008 | | Top   

6 Comments »

  1. Nat,

    I just want to say the whole Dream Crusher story is awesome. I love it. I hope you crush as many dreams as possible in Kona.

    Comment by Quinn — October 7, 2008 @ 4:09 am

  2. totally agree! Watched the clip Nat, you better be a huge dream crusher come Kona! :)

    Comment by Smak — October 7, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

  3. Hey Nat. good on ya keep up the good work and “crush” them at Kona. Giv’er 100% TTYl

    Comment by Lyall — October 7, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

  4. “Smack” is only “Smack” if the goods are not delivered. Otherwise it is just part of the “Unvarnished Truth”.

    Nat, you deliver the goods on time, so frequently that you should be sponsored by Canada Post.

    Now it is time to RELAX, BREATH DEEP, then GO DO SOME CRUSHIN

    Comment by Nort O'Fori V — October 8, 2008 @ 12:12 am

  5. His Natness,
    You’ve started a thousand races on your bike, the body’s prepared, the mind is prepared, the Specialized is prepared,so just ‘go race’. Few things go exactly to plan, so no matter what happens, just make a little adjustment, keep hammering; and Oh by the way; don’t just beat ‘em ;’Crush’ ‘em..!

    Comment by Jim Cooke — October 8, 2008 @ 2:42 pm

  6. Natinator,

    All my mojo will be re-directed to you on race day. Your passion is contagious. In fact, I’m off the bacon and cheese diet, and am hitting the gym (hard) regularly.

    Do your thing Nat. CRUSH!

    Comment by Quinn Ross — October 9, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

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