Hi there, welcome to the BLOG of my life as a Vagabiker. Beryl calls me a 'Free Spirit' my Grandpa a B.U.M. of no fixed address. Kelly says I'm 'off the wall'. I think that the Toad is closest saying I'm the Cat in the Hat it's fun to have fun—but you have to know how.

These are the stories of my unique, home-and-job-free Natness.

Naturally, quasi-legal events are fictional. Everything else is the unvarnished truth.

Archive for the 'RAAM' Category

excitement with out saying anything

Friday, October 27th, 2006

OK I am confirming the Rumors (which I also started) I am 100% committed to doing RAAM. (more…)

Bicycle Results

Saturday, June 18th, 2005

Since I was 8 and have became obsessed with beating the other kids to the end of the swimming pool during lessons. My parents pulled me out of the Red Cross program and signed me up for the swim team. After 3 years the told me I had talent, but not as a swimmer, perhaps I should give a triathlon a go. Sometimes I was OK at bike riding, and sometimes I kept track of results.

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20min. ON / 20min. OFF / 20min. ON / 1hr40min OFF / REPEAT 52 TIMES!

Monday, May 30th, 2005

20min. ON / 20min. OFF / 20min. ON / 1hr40min OFF / REPEAT 52 TIMES!

After your rides, you will strip out of your sweat-soaked skinsuit, clean up, force yourself to eat and drink and probably beg for a leg rub-out. Your immediate job is to help your van-mate get ready for his ride. Checklist: Helmet, glasses, head/tail lights,
tire-pressure, no brake-rubbing and he’s GONE but so are 20 minutes of your sleep! (more…)

HOME INVASIONS: Fat Nat in your living room this weekend

Friday, January 21st, 2005

Hey,

That’s right. NBC will be giving a 2h broadcast of Race Across America this weekend. 2pm, but I’m not sure what time zone that’s for, so check your local listings.

Given that out team (Action Sports, with the Arch Biker, Billy Innes, and Dr. Evil) won the event, set a new course record, and won the largest prize amount ever, they’ll probably give us a little air time. (more…)

Itch Reief, & the Subie Rocks

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Have you ever wished that you could just jump right out of your skin?

Day 1:
Dr #1 “Do you have any drug allergies?”
FN “Not that I know of”
Dr. #1 “Take these antibiotics for 10 days, and come back to me if the fever/ headache, and lump in your neck are gone”
FN “Roger, Roger” (more…)

Good NEWS

Thursday, September 2nd, 2004

Extra, Extra: Rare Cycling Triple Crown Achieved!!

Post Olympic Summary of Women’s Uniforms:

Triathlon: Bikini
Outdoor Volleyball: Thong
Indoor Volleyball: Bum-Hugger shorts with tight top
Track Running: Bikini
Field Jumping Events: Bikini
swim racing: Skin tight long undies
Trampoline: Bikini
Diving/ other pool events: skimpy swimsuit
water polo: ripped skimpy swimsuit
Yeah you get the drift and the TV ratings agree… (more…)

Air Planes, and SO Cal Officiating - It Rocks!

Thursday, July 15th, 2004

I need to stop talking about RAAM so much and coughing so that maybe my voice will finally return. My body is finially starting to come back together, I’m still planning on camping, beaching and riding every other day this week before getting back into real training. Still having some lingering physical and mental-focus issue’s… (more…)

Final RAAM entry and Photo’s

Monday, July 5th, 2004

OK here’s a RAAM Summary, and I’m not going to talk about it any more:
(pic’s at the bottom)

Day 1.

We have no clue what we’re doing, and just ride hard as possible. One of my 20 minute pulls my HR averaged 193. Another time the van’s crew change dogs, and I’m out for 47min (when I set off thinking I had 15). Later in the night I get another mega pull, and I’m out for a few rotations from dehydration. (more…)